Two books · Launching Q2 2026

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Two books. Activities and puzzles designed for the gaps between prompts. Launching Q2 2026.

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AI still processing… you could be doing something.
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Book One
Please Wait…
162 Things to Do While the AI Thinks
A small desk book of activities timed to fit the prompt-to-response gap. Stretches, thought exercises, creative prompts, and just enough mischief. One activity per page.
Paperback — £9.99 — Q2 2026
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Book Two
Please Wait…
150 Puzzles to Solve While the AI Hallucinates
Crosswords with AI-themed clues, word searches, mazes shaped like neural networks, logic puzzles about identifying chatbots, and ciphers that decode into passive-aggressive AI messages.
Paperback — £7.99 — Q2 2026
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The perfect gift for anyone who works with AI.
Birthdays, Secret Santa, new job — sorted.

What early readers are saying

★★★★★
"I did 4 squats while GPT wrote my marketing report. Best desk book I've ever bought."
— DEVELOPER, LONDON
★★★★★
"Bought it as a joke for my team. Now everyone has a copy on their desk and we actually take breaks."
— ENGINEERING MANAGER, BERLIN
★★★★★
"Finally, something useful to do while Claude thinks about my code. The quips are genuinely funny."
— FREELANCE WRITER, NEW YORK

The AI is thinking.
So should you.

The average prompt-to-response gap is 2–5 minutes. Most of us fill that time watching a loading bar. Please Wait… tells you what to do instead.

Each page is one activity — a stretch, a call, a thought exercise, a creative prompt. Timed to fit the gap. Cheeky enough that you'll actually do it.

🧠 MIND · FROM BOOK ONE
⚡ UNDER 2 MINUTES
Count Backwards from 100 in 7s
100. 93. 86. 79. 72. 65. 58… Keep going until the AI responds or you reach zero. If you lose your place, start again. This is harder than it sounds.
AI still processing…41%
Used in cognitive tests to assess working memory. You're basically doing a medical exam for free.
🔐 CIPHER · FROM BOOK TWO
🧩 DECODE THE MESSAGE
Caesar Cipher #47
Each letter has been shifted forward by 3. Can you decode what the AI really thinks?
L DOUHDGB WROG BRX WKH DQVZHU
HINT: Shift each letter back by 3 (D→A, E→B, F→C…)
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THE ANSWER
150 puzzles like this one. Crosswords, word searches, mazes, logic puzzles, and ciphers — all with AI-themed sass.

SAMPLE PAGES FROM BOTH BOOKS

What's inside

Nine categories. Three time bands. Five specialist sections. Plus some activities involving your pet, your AI, and a small amount of mischief.

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BODY
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NOURISHMENT
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HUMAN CONNECTION
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MIND
✏️
CREATIVE
🏠
YOUR SPACE
🤖
AI META
🐾
PETS & COMPANIONS
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MISCHIEF

FOR YOUR TEAM

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DEVELOPERS
📝
WRITERS
👔
MANAGERS
🎨
DESIGNERS
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SALESPEOPLE
162
ACTIVITIES
14
SECTIONS
3
TIME BANDS

Two books.
Launching Q2 2026.

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